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Alien Hybrid Or Starchild Discovered In China?

2012-01-26T17:46:00.002+02:00

Bi-Polar

2012-01-25T16:40:00.002+02:00

OMFG!!!!!

2012-01-25T15:29:00.002+02:00

Roses are red

2012-01-25T14:40:00.002+02:00

Text Jesus

2012-01-25T14:32:00.001+02:00

Elevator farts

2012-01-24T10:52:00.001+02:00

Bob Brozman - Bamako Blues

2012-01-24T10:42:00.003+02:00

Hang drum

2012-01-23T17:10:00.003+02:00

WTF???

Atheism 2.0

2012-01-23T11:32:00.000+02:00

La Valse des Monstres - Yann Tiersen

2012-01-20T14:05:00.002+02:00

Wheel Man

2012-01-19T13:28:00.002+02:00

Guild Wars 2

2012-01-18T14:55:00.002+02:00

Black Ops Prank Call

2012-01-18T14:30:00.001+02:00

Barbosa vs. Etim

2012-01-17T11:03:00.003+02:00

Lobster cock

2012-01-16T16:01:00.000+02:00

Negura Bunget - Hora Soarelui

2012-01-16T15:57:00.002+02:00

Prank

2012-01-14T14:01:00.000+02:00

How to chop wood

2012-01-14T13:58:00.002+02:00

Sea what I did there?

2012-01-13T17:15:00.001+02:00

Siamese Twins

2012-01-13T12:44:00.003+02:00

Killer Whale Seabreacher Watercraft

2012-01-12T17:27:00.001+02:00

Kill the king

2012-01-11T15:17:00.002+02:00

Stop and stare

2012-01-11T15:07:00.001+02:00

Captain Planet fap

2012-01-10T15:38:00.000+02:00

Charles Manson's Epic Question

2012-01-10T13:53:00.000+02:00

Bad kitty

2012-01-10T13:52:00.000+02:00

Watch till the end!

2012-01-10T13:24:00.000+02:00

Shit anywhere!!!!

2012-01-09T16:11:00.004+02:00

Trash tutorial

2012-01-09T14:51:00.001+02:00

Slayer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Metallica

Trine 2

2012-01-09T14:24:00.001+02:00

Vegetarian my ass

2012-01-06T12:31:00.005+02:00

Sometimes

2012-01-06T12:27:00.002+02:00

Nokia Lumia promotion

2012-01-04T16:40:00.002+02:00

60 Seconds

2012-01-03T09:03:00.000+02:00

Extreme shepherding

2011-12-21T17:35:00.000+02:00

Agalloch - Where Shade Once Was

2011-12-21T13:34:00.000+02:00

'Mythbusters' Cannonball Hits Family Home

2011-12-21T12:37:00.004+02:00

Ceausescu in vizita Koreea De Nord -- Romanie, Romanie

2011-12-20T15:03:00.002+02:00

Traficul din Bucuresti epoca de Aur

2011-12-20T15:02:00.001+02:00

Marina te vrea!!!!

2011-12-19T12:45:00.000+02:00

Damn....

2011-12-15T15:03:00.002+02:00

Shukar Collective

2011-12-15T11:44:00.000+02:00

Shortest horror story!

2011-12-12T18:37:00.002+02:00

Yucko the Clown - New York City

2011-12-12T11:46:00.001+02:00

World's weirdest religions

2011-12-10T13:42:00.000+02:00

10. Happy Science

A chap named Ryuho Okawa founded this pleasant little religion to teach the Fourfold Path: Love, Wisdom, Self-Reflection and Progress. These teachings would seem perfectly fine if Okawa didn’t claim to channel the spirits of Muhammad, Christ, Buddha and Confucius. Oh yeah, he also says he’s the incarnation of a supreme spiritual being called El Cantare.

9. Discordianism

Popularized by the late, great Robert Anton Wilson’s amazing novel, Illuminatus!, the Discordianism religion is based on the idea that chaos rules the world, and order and disorder are simply illusions. Extremely popular with hackers, Discordianism teaches that according to Eris, the religion’s “diety,” and outlined in the relation’s primary text, Principia Discordia, every human is a “genuine and authorized Pope.” You can even print a handy ID card from their website!

8. Pana-Wave

An offshoot of a religious group called Chino-Shoho ("True Law of Chino") based in Shibuya, Tokyo, Pana-Wave was founded in 1997 by Yuko Chino. Pana-Wave’s central teaching is the evils of electromagnetic waves, which the group believes cause catastrophic environmental destruction and climate change. In the mid-1990s, Pana-Wave members began dressing only in white, thus protecting them from harmful scalar electromagnetic waves, which they claimed were being used against them by communists to try to kill their leader. Sadly, the world did not end on May 15, 2003, as Chino predicted, so their current slogan is “Pana-Wave: How the Men in White Postponed the Apocalypse.” Thanks, guys!

7. Temple of the True Inner Light

A Manhattan-based religion, The Temple of the True Inner Light is believes that the psychedelics DPT, marijuana, LSD, peyote, psilocybin mushrooms and DMT are the true Flesh of God. And that’s kind of it.

6. Raelism

A French religion founded by former race-car driver Claude Vorilhons, now known as Rael, this church follows the belief that Rael was captured by aliens and taken to the planet Elohim, where he spent time hanging with Jesus, Buddha, Joseph Smith and Confucius. While there, the aliens informed Rael that they created humans in their lab 25,000 years ago and will be visiting Jerusalem again in 2025. We can’t wait!

5. Thee Temple ov Psychick Youth

Thee Temple ov Psychick Youth (yes, the spelling is correct), also known as TOPY, was founded in 1985 for the purpose of promoting a system of functional, demystified magick, using pagan and modern techniques to investigate the magical aspects of the human brain, namely to engage in “guiltless sexuality.” Now that’s a belief we can support. Sadly, this church was disbanded in 2008, but no one’s stopping you from starting it up again.

4. Church of All Worlds

Founded in 1962 by Oberon and Morning Glory Zell-Ravenheart, The Church of All Worlds is based on the fictional religion of the same name that Robert A. Heinlein created in his famous sci-fi novel, Stranger in a Strange Land. In addition to worshipping various pagan and ancient Greek deities, the Church believes in faeries and recently founded The Grey School of Wizardry, inspired by the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Who wants to join?

3. Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pastafarianism)

Another parody religion, The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), whose followers are referred to as Pastafarians, chooses to “believe” that the world was created by a deity known as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. A response to the teaching of Creationism and Intelligent Design in our public schools, the idea behind FSM is that if one religion can be taught in schools, why not all religions, no matter how ridiculous? Pastafarians are generally thought to be the coolest people in the world.

2. The Church of the SubGenius

Just because the Church of the SubGenius is a parody religion, that doesn’t make it any less real. According to SubGenius tenets, the Church was founded in the 1950s by J.R. J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, the "world's greatest salesman.” The primary belief of Subgenii is the pursuit of Slack, which is exactly what it sounds like: freedom, independence and original thinking. Not surprisingly, The Church of the SubGenius is extremely popular with pot-smoking college kids.

1. Jediism

Yes, real people living on planet Earth have founded a religion/way of life based on Star Wars. Jediism incorporates the fictional teachings of the Jedi, believing that The Force is a very real power in the universe. Unfortunately, not everyone loves the Jedi: In 2008, two members of the Church of Jediism were attacked outside their home by a drunken man dressed as Darth Vader. Oh yes, and ordained Jediism Ministers can marry people. No joke.

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Yucko the clown

2011-12-09T16:29:00.001+02:00

Sasa Grisa & Ion

2011-12-07T16:26:00.001+02:00

Ghost

2011-12-07T16:14:00.001+02:00

University

2011-12-07T15:55:00.001+02:00

Cioara vopsita

2011-12-07T09:37:00.001+02:00

Holy Shit!!!

2011-12-05T13:36:00.001+02:00

The Hacker gets a new kitchen

2011-12-05T13:25:00.001+02:00

La multi ani!

2011-12-01T14:21:00.001+02:00

Awkward school photos

2011-11-28T17:33:00.001+02:00

History of English in 10min

2011-11-28T10:44:00.001+02:00

Creepy

2011-11-25T16:39:00.001+02:00

Man turns his head 180 degrees

2011-11-23T15:11:00.001+02:00

Russia loves Obama

2011-11-23T12:55:00.001+02:00

Fenton

2011-11-23T12:51:00.001+02:00

Best video ever!!!

2011-11-22T12:45:00.000+02:00

Take that!

2011-11-22T11:48:00.001+02:00

Fuck da police!!!

2011-11-22T10:03:00.001+02:00

This is evil

2011-11-18T16:21:00.001+02:00

Muslim women

2011-11-18T11:46:00.001+02:00

Erogenuous zones

2011-11-17T11:47:00.001+02:00

Martolea - Zorii

2011-11-16T16:56:00.001+02:00

Delfini in Dambovita

2011-11-16T13:08:00.001+02:00

Women/Men English

2011-11-16T10:12:00.001+02:00

Pinata fun

2011-11-15T14:43:00.001+02:00

Juan Manuel Marquez Dirty Boxing Trick Exposed

2011-11-15T13:28:00.001+02:00

Never

2011-11-14T13:29:00.001+02:00

Must be love

2011-11-14T12:03:00.001+02:00

Lipstick twang

2011-11-14T11:51:00.001+02:00

Loading

2011-11-14T11:50:00.001+02:00

Melancholia

2011-11-12T19:43:00.001+02:00

Meanwhile in Russia...

2011-11-11T11:41:00.001+02:00

If

2011-11-10T14:08:00.003+02:00

True faith

2011-11-09T12:50:00.004+02:00

De mult cautam melodia asta...

Robert Full - secrets of movement

2011-11-08T13:13:00.001+02:00

Search this on Google

2011-11-07T17:16:00.002+02:00

do a barrel roll

The big bad wolf

2011-11-07T14:13:00.002+02:00

How To Kill A Walrus

2011-11-07T14:03:00.004+02:00

Hasan Elahi: FBI, here I am!

2011-11-07T13:05:00.002+02:00

Drawings Made with Graphite and Chalk

2011-11-06T18:22:00.001+02:00

Robbery Fail

2011-11-04T20:19:00.003+02:00

Halloween prank on kids

2011-11-04T15:38:00.002+02:00

Oniric - Blessing

2011-11-03T13:19:00.001+02:00

I will shit on everything you love

2011-11-03T11:31:00.003+02:00

Google Maps

2011-11-02T14:29:00.004+02:00

Wild Carpathia Trailer

2011-10-28T23:07:00.003+03:00

Greenland/Iceland

2011-10-28T22:54:00.002+03:00

Witty comebacks

2011-10-27T16:58:00.002+03:00

Ken Robinson says schools kill creativity

2011-10-26T23:24:00.003+03:00

100% TRUE!

Wtf?????

2011-10-26T13:54:00.002+03:00

Mathemagician

2011-10-26T13:20:00.001+03:00

Bluetooth man

2011-10-26T13:01:00.001+03:00

Will you run me through a dungeon?

2011-10-25T16:50:00.001+03:00

Breakthrough touchscreen

2011-10-25T14:48:00.002+03:00

Witty comebacks

2011-10-25T09:59:00.002+03:00

How to spot a liar

2011-10-24T16:01:00.001+03:00